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drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

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tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

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timeanddisregard:

Tumblr is quiet on Sundays because everyone’s at church, right?
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ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

(Source: sorryugh, via heart)

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Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

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railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

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officialannakendrick:

life may be rough but boobs are really really soft

(Source: dutchster, via heart)

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snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

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beingliberal:

A useful graphic from - of all places - Playboy.

Source: http://www.playboy.com/articles/should-you-catcall-her-flowchart

beingliberal:

A useful graphic from - of all places - Playboy.

Source: http://www.playboy.com/articles/should-you-catcall-her-flowchart

Tags: sj
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youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

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cute-overload:

Had a garage sale today. I’m surprised no one actually tried to buy her with that face!http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

Had a garage sale today. I’m surprised no one actually tried to buy her with that face!
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

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Tags: cutie
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theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

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chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

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appletears:

i wanna hug someone and roll around w them in my bed and bury my face in their chest and smell them and jus feel their arms around me

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